Non-Blötzmann SmileysNon-Blötzmann SmileysA table of Wordpress smileys and their corresponding bodily humours and chemical affinities, according to a Non-Blötzmann theory of temperaments.
| Wordpress smiley | Humour | Element |
 :) :-) :smile: | sanguine |  air |
 :( :-( :sad: | melancholic |  earth |
 :x :-x :mad: | choleric |  fire |
 :| :-| :neutral: | phlegmatic |  water |
 ;) ;-) :wink: | oleaginous |  oil |
 :lol: | jovial |  tin |
 :cry: | lugubrious |  salt |
 :roll: | acerbic |  distilled vinegar |
 :D :-D
:grin: | gaar |  gold |
 :? :-? :???: | bewildered |  night |
 :o :-o :eek: | fraught |  wax |
 :evil: |  blood | |
 :twisted: |  vitriol | |
 :oops: | crumpled |  copper |
 8O 8-O :shock: | shattered |  vitrum |
 :P :-P
:razz: | bomba |  tartar |
 :idea: |  day | |
 8) 8-) :cool: | The Prophet |  silver |
 :!: | bewolfenbuddled |  arcenic |
 :?:
| mercurial | 
quicksilver |
 :arrow: | magnetic monkey-business |  iron |
 :mrgreen: | Severinal mystique |  antimony |
To replace those leering, winking Smileys with eternal, dignified Elemental Signs, overwrite your existing Wordpress smiley directory with the contents of one of these files: non-blotzmann-smileys.zip or non-blotzmann-smileys.tar.gz (Note that this will replace all smileys in all comments.)
Chemical symbols © 2008 Glyn Webster, but may be freely reproduced for any irresponsible purpose.